First few lines of everyone's first record is sh**
So imma do it retro, boot up 8 bit
Under these streetlamps is where I get lit
Kick you out of the game like U.S. did to the brit
I see a page fly by right beside me
Missed the box you be littering on my street
Paper always do you better than bright pocket
Detroit home your phone and triple lock it
This tech connects people but make them blind
Paper News receding like Lebron's Hairline
Life gave lemons, but I'm feeling sublime
Newspaper's like my girl, cause man she's a dime
If you think i'm dope, man I ain't even tryin
If you think i'm sh**, your girls probably in line
Trying to find my nemo, as she's slightly inclined
See my fresh figure and shes screaming mine, mine!
Some of the rappers out here spit about some real sh**
While most rappers out there are real sh**
Most kids tweet, not wall street I reckon
Phones attracting them like tween girls to 5 seconds
But pay attention now cause I am your leader
My bars schooling more black kids than Angelina
Tallest brown man in the game since Doctor Dre
All these basic hoes want me like my name chipotle
*Break*
And it goes a little something like this x4
*Break*
I lay you down on my bars, they soft as satin
Call me Davy Jones cause I'm releasing the kraken
Speaking of pirates, you'll be shipwrecked
Not by the black pearl, but by this brown deck
Rhymes flow like the ocean, I keep west Coastin'
VW PASSAT crusin' in slow motion
Spitting fire, so hot, Here is some lotion
Heal up your life points while I sip on that potion
Tricky like a legerdemain, rolling in those benjamins
These bars sneak behind and surprise you call me
Slenderman
My ostentatious flow so dope sentenced to penitentiary
Rap doubles as a supplement to SAT vocabulary
Lyrics so on point that it might cause irritation
Lyrics so tough, that they can't be solved by an asian
Lyrics so hot that they're measured in Kelvin
Lyrics so fresh they store them in aisle Seven
Next few lines will make Mozart burn his wig
Make 2Pac resurrect, and make Tyrion big
ZP Spreading like Cancer, World's Smoking a cig
Labels Sign over this tan, guess I'm pulling the trig
Big Cereal mogul cause I'm cashing hella Chex
Close shaved the game, dropping beats like i'm Skrillex
Burned down Sleep Train cause I'm better than the rest
Hope you were taking notes cause this will be on the test