[Intro: Right Nut]
I want the white kids to like me for this one man
LAM
Legal VIS
Lost Alien Mob
Yes
LAM
Lost Alien Mob
[Verse 1: Right Nut]
n***a please
You ain't crap cat
Don't mess with my swag nats
White boys be hatin' cause I'm black
Black boys be hatin' cause I can rap
I got that long dong n***a
So I can make it clap higga
Yeah
Cool jazz
Feminines be like wow he black
And I be like yeah I'm back
Be afraid of my swag
Cause in the end you'll be in a bag
So please spare me the time
And don't go tryin' to rhyme
LAM you ain't crap
Now come ride on this sack
Yeah
Cool jazz
[Intermission]
[Verse 2: Burrito]
Bro your so gay you make me wanna' cry
Every time I see you I wine
When I saw your mamma she told me to die
But before I died I shot her in her right eye
Yeah you don't got nothin' on me these aliens
Be scared of me, bruh stop
This is a burrito and taco conversation nachos
So
n***as please
Don't look at me
Or I'll make you bleed
So catch a train
Straight to Turkey
Gobble, gobble, wobble, wobble
I'll eat you like a fluck-nuckin goggle
Yeah
You can't see me
Before you see me
I'll be going pee
Just member never eat a burrito or you'll end up like me
Swerve trick
[Verse 3: Burrito]
Yo
We drove to McDonalds in our 64 we picked up some midget cholas
Aye homie
I asked one for her number we talked
She stood on my lap
We kissed
Then she said hold on giant
Este dug in her midget purse and pulled out a
sh** balls
Run homie
She crazy ese
Forget her homes
She's a
Midget
[Intermission]
[Verse 4: sacuL]
These n***as gay
They fall off a plane
L-A-M is the name
White people is lame
Spitting my verse with a golf stick
Loading up my nine shouting toothpick
I have four cats
They all have aids
One of them died
Because of old age
I have four b**bies
But not for really
I only have six, dookie head
[Verse 5: Casper Whale]
Casper whale
Oh that intro burned like hell
Don't even know how to spell
n***a I cast spells
Level 42 warlock
I be on that World Of WarCroft
Black Magic
So Tragic
Right Nut up in this trick
Burrito just took a piss
Sucul Up in this trick
LAM up in this trick
Someone took my
Ice cream
Ice cream
Ice cream
I'mma punch whoever
It was and make their eye's scream
Some times I get bored and tell that snitch to s** a-
Fappin'
Fappin'
You always catch me fappin'
Maybe to yo mammy or maybe to your papeh'
Didn't go hard on dis track
But i swear i went soft
Like my cack
I'm in you mama's shack
[Outro]