[MOVING GUY]
So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader
Political – He's cleaning up the streets
[OTHER MOVING GUY]
About time
[GROUPIE #1]
So they say that it's real love
[All GROUPIES]
So romantic
[GROUPIE #2]
He signed this
[PENNY]
So they say we'll have blankets and beds
We can open by Monday
Thanks to you
[HAMMER]
Thanks to me
[BOTH NEWS PEOPLE]
It's the perfect story
[NEWSMAN]
So they say
[NEWSWOMAN]
A hero leading the way
[BOTH NEWS PEOPLE]
Hammer's call to glory
[NEWSWOMAN]
Let's all be our best
[NEWSMAN]
Next up – Who's gay?
[GROUPIE #3]
So they say he saved her life
[GROUPIE #1]
They say she works with the homeless
And doesn't eat meat
[ALL GROUPIES]
We have a problem with her
[GROUPIE #2]
This is his hair
[HAMMER]
This is so nice
Just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it's better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff
[BOTH GROUPIES]
We do the weird stuff
[PENNY]
This is perfect for me
So they say
I guess it's pretty okay
After years of stormy
Sailing have I finally found the bay
[PENNY]
(overlap with Horrible below)
There's no happy ending
So they say
Should I stop pretending
Or is this a brand new day
[DR. HORRIBLE]
There's no happy ending
So they say
Not for me anyway
Stop pretending
Take the chance to build a brand new day
[GROUPIE #2]
This is his dry cleaning bill
[ALL GROUPIES]
Four sweater vests