[DR. HORRIBLE is sitting at his computer blogging.]
[DR. HORRIBLE, spoken]
Alright. The wait is over. This, my friends, is my Freeze Ray, which, with the addition of the Wonderflonium I obtained at my famously successful heist last week... I say successful in that I achieved my objective. It was less successful in that I inadvertently introduced my arch-nemesis to the girl of my dreams, and now he's taking her out on dates, and they're probably going to French kiss or something. She called him sweet. How is he sweet? RIGHT. Freeze Ray. SO as of tonight I am in the Evil League of Evil if all goes according to plan; which it WILL because I hold a PhD in Horribleness. See you at the aftermath. PEACE! But not literally...
[Dr. Horrible's lab is visible, along with DR. HORRIBLE. He is disheveled.]
[DR. HORRIBLE (coughing)]
Ahem. The Freeze Ray needs work. I also need to be a LITTLE bit more careful about what I say on this blog. Apparently the LAPD and Captain Hammer are among our viewers. They were waiting for me at the Mayor's dedication of the Superhero Memorial Bridge. The Freeze Ray takes a few seconds to warm up and I wasn't... Captain Hammer threw a car at my head. Not to worry though, because I'm...(cell phone rings) Oh, one second.
[Track 7. "Bad Horse Chorus (Reprise)"]
[BAD HORSE CHORUS]
He saw the operation you tried to pull today
But your humiliation means he still votes "nay"
And now a**a**ination is just the only way
There will be blood, it might be yours
So go k** someone
Signed Bad Horse