...2000 an' 2000 an' 900 an' 60, 70, 8
It was never 'bout the fame
It was never 'bout the fame
[Verse 1]
But god damn, I wouldn't mind a million dollars
The body of Ryan Reynolds and the face of Ryan Gosling
And could walk into the damn Lamborghini dealership and 'em me say: "the usual sir?"
'cuz i could afford to by em often
'Oooeee' wouldn't that be nice, f** payments I could afford to pay the flat fee price
'n if I ever wanted somebody dead all I'd have to do is call up a motherf**er and- "Zack be nice"
Fine!
[Sample]
"I saw the whole thing, you k**ed all 4 of them. *hahaha* "You'll pay alright, you'll be strung up"
Yeah
"Who are you?"
[Verse 2]
Who am I?, I'm the guy pouring bottles on this b**h
I could afford lawyers for all these toddlers and infants
'cuz I ain't paying for 'em unless she's coming over
Could'a sworn it was thanksgiving the way she gobbled on this dick
Yeah, straight down to the ball sack
N' I know what you're thinking 'n yeah I tried to call back, 'n it went straight to voice mail 'n I thought f** that
So I thought I would pay her a visit and snuck 'round the back of her small flat
[Sample]
"You'll pay alright, you'll be strung up"
[Verse 3]
...Is what I thought when saw her with another dude on her from behind
And I was immediately pissed 'cuz the dudes dick was considerably a couple inches bigger then mine
That f**ing b**h
I think it's time for my attack, I ran in there and stuck a f**ing finger in his a**, 'n then give him a wet willy while ejaculating on her back 'n slapped the sheets on her so when she got up, she looked like superman!
[Verse 4]
And as I went to the door I slipped on a used condom
I sprained my f**ing ankle, looked back and the dudes coming
As I scrambled to my feet, I think I knew right then, I was getting my a** beat, you would too if you saw him!
He went for my shirt but I slipped away
I tried to say something cool but couldn't think of sh** to say
I made it through the door but someone must'a called the cops
'cuz they are in the front yard and they started taking shots
sh*t!
[Sample]
"You let him get away from you?" *hahaha*
"See that's what I want to talk to you about, he's feeling real bad"
"Huh?"
"My mule, you see, he got all riled up when you fired them shots at his feet"