[Being Weird on the Mic: Helms Deep]
Do I have to say this again?
Good morning Bismarck. The temperature is 78 and party cloudy
Yo, MC Checked-in
This is day makin' and this is day makin'
[Verse 1: Helms Deep]
Wake up the Biztropolis
It's Helms, ya know I'm rocking this
Like DC's in 96, Doc drops em quick—
Paving magic streets and hitting notes sick
So take a toke and don't blink
Or have a potion and sip
This a song for the ladies and the players of sin
Relaxing at the crib, pa**ing sh**
My grandpa got a box of matches from 86
I'm like damn dog, check this leather mink
A letterman jacket, some cla**ic mint—
The collections keep growing
Now we got vinyls of our own
I'm signing phones, instead of side-stage-froze
But damn this some North Dakota cold
Let the truth be told
As these fireworks explode, smooth ala mode, yo
[Hook: Helms Deep]
Let's have a celebration, you got a paid vacation—
You could stay or pick a destination
No conversation, no need for patience
Cruise to the city, or top mount glacier
I'm the agent, and this is day makin'
This is day makin'
Know what I'm saying'?
This is day makin'
[Verse 2: Helms Deep]
Take a cla** or a break for family making
Check your mail, or bump some Iron Maiden
No just wait, Ahem!
I want Illmatic cranked to 10
Arrested Development, until the end
But I'm content and far from average
You make the eggrolls, I'll bring the cabbage
Lavish rapping, tap dancing, asthma attacking
Bouncing like Kangaroo Jack, with Helms Deep or Zac
And Boom-Bap-Rap, (Where da party at?)
[Hook: Helms Deep]
Let's have a celebration, you got a paid vacation—
You could stay or pick a destination
No conversation, no need for patience
Cruise to the city, or top mount glacier
I'm the agent, and this is day makin'
This is day makin'
Know what I'm saying'?
This is day makin'
And this day makin'