[Verse 1: Futuristic]
Woah, I won't rap on the same beat as the rest of you
The radio is terrible they sent me here to rescue you
My album dropped and got the best reviews
I'm a teacher, got an F for you
But got so little time to lecture you
You can catch me at the local bar goin' hard
Spittin' fire like I'm Charizard up out the Pokeball
My flow is just like drunk s** you know it's raw
All of my girls gettin' spoiled like they Oprah's dog
I'm on the same mission, I'm tryna ball like Blake Griffin
I'm traveling more than LeBron I change pivots
I ain't missin', I may switch it, they can't get it
It ain't cool if I ain't did it
And I may visit the nursing home
Make sure that the curtains closed
Brought the urkel flow
Dipset and leave the nursing home
Hit it from the back til she collapse and catches vertigo
Send her boyfriend a text and make sure he's the first to know
All this fire spittin' can hurt your throat I need to chill
I don't need a deal but I'll take one for a couple billion
I'm tryna eat, you lookin' like a bum just walking around the sidewalk lookin' at someone's lunch to spill, f** how you feel boy I'm speaking the truth
Clark Kent when I sneak in the booth
I'm Superman
Go to the party grab a bottle of Baccardi
Then roll out like Luda fans I got stupid plans
[Verse 2: Futuristic]
Attention shoppers I get it poppin' I'm sippin' vodka
On my break eatin' Benihana's in my freakin' boxers
I've been a problem like a kid at six that gets adopted
You like a parent that works a lot only wishes stop 'em
I been obnoxious but never cautious I been spittin' lava
Like a volcano in Guatamala
I'm the fittest option to replace 'Pac, mix him with Eminem
And Nas and Common and Kendrick and Cole and maybe my n***a Hopsin
Stop lying about your job, that's a false start
Everybody knows that you still work at Walmart
Read the hallmark cards and pushing all carts
Tryna save up for a golf cart pushing a seg' like Paul Blart
I'm off-kilter, post a picture without filters
I make hits these, people catch em like outfielders
I'll have s** with a milf, and her son watching Bob The Builder
Don't unleash the beast it's Jumanji I feel like Robin Willaims
Who you know that do it better than I
Tuck Everlasting with the flow because it never could die
I'm on a flight, you the caterpillar on the Bug's Life
Even if I gave you wings, bro, you never could fly
I'm the truth I never would lie, Liar Liar
Jim Carrey, they been scary I'm Michael Myers
Y'all should retire, I pay the phone like Mekhi Phifer
Please don't step into my cyphers
Somebody gon' pay the piper
If Peter Piper picked the pickled pepper
He'd be sweatin' I could eat a ghost one
And flow somethin' hot as ever
I'm Allen Iverson, I was born with the talent
Talking bout practice, you could have it and
Still not be better
You like the three blind mice, you never see the cheddar
Albert Einstein with the flow because everything I speak is clever, there's ten things that I hate about you rappers if you try to come at me it'll be a dark night, Heath Ledger
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