[PARENTING PODCAST HOST, spoken]
On today's episode we're talking allergies. Peanuts, dairy, eggs...how do we let kid be kids, but still keep them safe?
[REBECCA]
Parenting ain't harrowing
Demanding or dramatic!
Let's face facts
Moms say that when
They're not this good at it!
Step aside ladies
Give your babies to a
Carol Brady level matriarch
The only hard part of it is
How hard I'll hit this
When I knock it out of the park!
Your hands
(Raise ‘em up)
Your gla**
(Raise it up)
Low expectations
(Raise ‘em up)
Your children
I'm gonna raise ‘em up!
It's instinctual
I'm a natural
I am tireless multitaskical
My mom gave the flame
And it'll burn eternal
Damn I'm so maternal!
So maternal!
So maternal!
So maternal!
[REBECCA, spoken]
Tommy, lunch!
[PARENTING PODCAST HOST, spoken]
You're listening to "Mom Time Daily"
And we're so honored to have
Super mom Rebecca Bunch here on
Our podcast today!
Rebecca, you are one of the most
Incredible moms I have ever seen
Even though you don't have any
Children and you've only been
Babysitting for less than an hour
How do you do it?
[REBECCA, spoken]
First of all I want to say what an
Honor it is for you to have me on
Your podcast
You know, I think I just instinctively
'get' how to be a mom and that's what
Sets me apart from other 'mothers'
[PARENTING PODCAST HOST, spoken]
Agreed! Other mothers are losers!
[REBECCA, spoken]
Heh, yes
[REBECCA]
Gonna keep ‘em warm
Gonna keep ‘em safe
Gonna keep their homework
Free of mistakes
If a kid get hungry
I'll feed his face
A real wholesome meal
Piece of cake
Here have a piece of cake
Energy
(Let's bring it up)
The volume
(DJ, bring it up)
My spotlight-light
(God, bring it up)
Your children, you're gonna
Let me bring them up
It comes easily, it's effortless
[PARENTING PODCAST HOST]
Even Gwyneth said
"You're the best at this”
On her well respected
Online journal...
[REBECCA]
Good God, I'm so maternal!
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal