[Rebecca Bunch, played by Rachel Bloom]
I give good parent
[Mrs. Chan, played by Amy Hill]
She gives good parent
[Rebecca]
I give good parent
[Mrs. Chan]
She gives real good parent
[Rebecca]
I give good parent
[Mrs. Chan]
She gives good parent
To parents like me
[Rebecca]
I was born gifted, been blessed
Din-din guest for the win yes
When I pull up, gym test
Prepare for your parents to be impressed
I present proper like a TED talker
Got your current chick lookin' like Greg Focker
I'm here to conquer, I've come to slaughter
These dads and moms is my sons and daughters
Sk**ed seductress, I will k** and crush this
This is my business and I'm built for success
Expect to witness a familial love fest
Valencia, you're zip, zilch and bupkis
[Rebecca]
I give good parent
[Mrs. Chan]
She gives good parent
[Rebecca]
I give good parent
[Mrs. Chan]
She gives real good parent
[Rebecca]
I give good parent
[Mrs. Chan]
She gives good parent
To parents like me
[Rebecca]
Brought a nice red, so when I come in the place
I already got 'em heated up under the waist
Your home's such a beautiful, comfortable space
b**hes, you two have wonderful taste
Sit down at the table and I'm murdering
Inquiring what line of work they're in
Making faces like I'm crazed erotically
Wait, my uncle is in radiology
Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star
Please pa** the arroz like I pa**ed the bar
An attorney? Yale law, Harvard undergrad
Got the Chan fam damp in their underpants
Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement
I agree that Neil Diamond is real music
Gonna s** up and kiss a**
Till I have 'em eatin' Outta this hand
Like they're eatin' this what?
I'm DTF, but understand me
It means I'm dazzling the family
Like an anaconda, b**h, I'm immense
And you a common wench, so grovel, Valence
Boss-a** b**h, no one's above me
End of the night, they line up to hug me
Oh, my gosh, this was so lovely
To be clear, your parents want to have s** with me
[Rebecca]
I give good parent
[Mrs. Chan]
She gives good parent
[Rebecca]
I give good parent
[Mrs. Chan]
To parents like me