Hey yo whitey you ready?
[Hook]
Cold reboot with the 0-day Linux roots
I got a job but I still spam
I pay my rent with the net mail sent
But that's okay because I am spam right
Got a quarter tank of phish and opt-in list
And that's alright because I'm the white
I card domains in my momma's name
I'm spamming with dah, dah dah dah dah
[Verse 1]
Get your kah cracker on phish don't shine
Instead of scamming that thing, spammers let's ride
I'm the number one spammer and we gonna glide
With a WinSock collector on WMI
Do that, live in chat sixteen letter (letter)
Whose chatting room? Or even better:
Invoke spam that toke and weather
We hit them rooms like whips and leather
Three charlie's with the caps on the inside
Indents with the cash, why work? We so fly
Number one don't tangle and twist it
When it comes to that spam I am that business
The cooker cooker Chris with the Merlin interior
Newbie-a** spammers yeah they act so inferior
It's whitey, the cracker, and I'm the stunner
I spam like the can, baby, fake room runner
[Repeat hook]
[Verse 2]
Have you ever had a spam paid and made you a buck?
Turn around, take it down, and not give a f**
You was mailing with Formmail, sensai for homey
And now I got a new method and that's where you'll find me
Cruising through those gates navigating those fools
Getting those chatting blocks and twenty folds
With a mail drop heading straight for your box
Or an IM if I'm feeling the knocks
Pull the start page up, start the three-step process
Check my ratios and calculate my losses
About a hundred lists, and they got to be mail fast
Call up hatter home boy they about that
So they sell you some sh** rookie press that bu*ton
Start bu*ting with eh uh and all the sudden
Fifteen threads, didn't see no buyers
Then I heard "bling" from the transferred wires
[Repeat hook]
[Verse 3]
Let me slide in the room, with the phish, I a**ume
Scroll my stats once then mail the poon
It's the spammer, spammer-man, I'll do it again
From the town square to the men for men
Looking at my outlook it's about that time
Two sponsors sending checks at nine
New content up, it's a p**no showing
Up and down and up they going
Loading up my ghoster (ghoster)
Fade-X, you know what? That sign-up page? Yo dog, that's your stuff
I come up in the room and lovely
Spammers flock to me 'cause I make money
TCP listening and my sh**'s at the top
The spammer keeps spamming even when I stop
Got a prog called Shazam that I scored from Grip
It's and old-school spam with a new facelift
[Sample]
Buy spam, since '99 I've been taking it down
YTCracker, 2K2 baby