[Verse 1: Cla**ic Sonic]
Yo man wanna know whats wiggty wiggity wack
Dr. Eggman will make ya take a step back
Tryna make the green hill zone all corrupted
Like the wu tang, that ain't nothing to f** with
Im the blue blur and I run super quick
My hair textures s** major dick
Only cool with the cliques when I'm using my mouse
Crash win 98 bringin down the house
Find me at a pride rally, turn the flame on
Mario party friends, all 3 are Com
Turbo nerds emulating my roms
Read the Quran, cause you know I drop bombs
Kiss my hand when you talk to the Don
Make you go crazy like gooks for Wonton
[Verse 2: Modern Sonic]
Mike check, one-two, one-two
Dreamcast to Gamecube, rockin' the attitude
Did sit in Brawl so I gotta get more moves
Wii U, I see you, E to the D-U
Teach you it's rude to say I'm the wrong shade of blue
Legs are longer and eyes are green
Things are alot longer thanks to Sonic Team
f** Amy Rose, I can't deal with these ho's
I'd rather pop ya in the John because I'm gettin' the dough, HO!
Another cameo from Mr. Doug Walker?
Gay for the cake, call him Betty co*ker
See Nostalgia Chick? Yeah, I'll f**ing sought her
And send her fat dyke friend to Weight Watchers
And all of my fans are some f**ing queers
Who can't steer clear, they take it in the rear! HA!
[Verse 3: Cla**ic Sonic]
Ay I run like Mo Green and Jump like jordan
BBQ these tracks tracks when I am recordin
Ice cold k**er, reppin lizzie borden
Green hill gadgets put me in boredom
Newer than atari, outrun a ferrari
Opposite of red I dont f** with these commies
Run you out of town call me J-McCarthy
This ain't got a hook so get out my car seat
Man, Eddie Lebron? Man the only Lebron I know is JAMES