I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms
And he said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."
"Do I have to go out, dude?"
"No but that Mexican chick CORONA'S there
And she's been asking about you."
I hung up the phone. It's time to get dressed, I
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE
We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we pa**ed by 'em
In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s)
We drove around for like half the night
Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT
We rolled up to the party, errybody was rockin'
Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing
The party crowd was getting loud, and everyone was all singing:
Nana bottles of beer on the wall
Nana bottles of beer
You take one down, you pa** it around
You got nana bottles of beer on the wall
Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid
He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
Like "automobile, big leck!"
I poured myself a brew and drank half the gla**
This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my a**
I told that ugly HARP that she could go to hella
And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STE-STE-STELLA
And down to have some fun, she
Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking
So I slapped her on the HEINY can I get you a drink? And
She said, "ha! You're totally cute
"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my b**b."
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
The party started moving, and everybody started singing:
Nana bottles of beer on the wall
Nana bottles of beer
You take one down, you pa** it around
You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall
CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
His FOSTERS parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEaST
'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world
He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl
I should bust your SKULL. You look like a queer, I'm
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."
"Of COURES! Challenge accepted."
You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder co*ked
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK
We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
And CORONA was like, "wow!
You can totally touch my b**b now."
I was EL PRESIDENTE
Or maybe a king with my CORONA
In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
You take one down, you pa** it around
You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall