Baby im a bad a** pimp
Girl ill beat that p**y limp
I treat a girl right and I eat that p**y right
Haha yea im the real slimshady
So I better stand up and you better act right if you want me to beat that p**y up
Oh yea oh yea
Is what youll be saying
Baby its clear that youre not playing
If you want the big D then girl just so
And ill stick it in your tight a** vagina hole
Iv had my fair share of tight a** p**y
But I met this one girl who had a loosey a** goosey
But I still beat it up and I taped her mouth shut
Yeah she was screaming to loud I told her to stop
One minute im eating some p**y and the next im running from cops
She was saying chop chop but atleast I finished the job
[Verse 1]
Atleast I get p**y
Atleast I get p**y
I feel sorry for you n***as who dont cause its so tender and juicy
All girls need love so I rise above and take the duty
And I smack that big a** booty and say yes mrs judy
Oh well
Atleast I get p**y
Atleast I get p**y
[End of verse 1]
I met this one fine a** ho walking down the rode
She asked me for a ride yea a ride on the dick
I was gonna give it to her to cause she was a fine a** chick
Everything was good till I slipped off her pants
And she had a big a** dick
sh** I almost pa**ed out
I wish I blacked out
I was flopping like a ba** cause the crazy b**h tried to stick her dick in my a**
So I grabbed my pants and tried to run out the door but I tripped on her jockstrap
And my face hit the hard wood floor
I was crying trying to get to my base
While this weird a** girl busted me over the head with a vase
I looked around quick and found a knife
I turned around and stabbed the b**h with anger and strife
Yeah I got away but f**ed up my life cause now im in jail
50 mill for my bail
[Verse 2]
Atleast I get p**y
Atleast I get p**y
I feel sorry for you n***as who dont cause its so tender and juicy
All girls need love so I rise above and take the duty cause
Atleast I get p**y
Atleast I get p**y