(-) = Side Mouth
[Intro]
Hey, guys! Hahahaha! [Sighs]
(What's wrong, White Diesel?)
It's nothing...
(Oh, okay)
[Heavy sigh]
(Okay, okay, okay. Something must be wrong!)
I wish there was a creative way to explain. Perhaps, a song?
(And can I sing back-up?)
Hahahaha! I'm funny!
It's my birthday today
But I don't want to partake
'Cause there are other important things on my mind
It's not the finals results
It's not my body that revolts me
It just makes me feel a little bit crummy
I'm being drafted to the army
Three years sounds alarming
Not sure what to do
I guess I'll have to sit through
Some office job, not that thrilling
Well, at least there's no k**ing
Involved with my service
Yet I'm still pretty nervous
It's my birthday today
And I'm not sure what to say
I guess this thing didn't come out very funny
But I am blaming the army
'Cause why would, why would you select me to... I can't go through the army. Look at me. Look at me! I have the arms of a baby Asian girl. Not even a boy, a girl. A baby girl! Look at my hands. Look at them!
It's my birthday today
And I don't wanna' celebrate
'Cause the army's making my future look bleak
Well at least I can drink
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
I don't even like alcohol. I do though, get me some so I can deal with the army
End scene