I am walkin' down the street
Got a smile on my face and some sh** in my teeth
Oh my god
Look at that elf
He clearly doesn't care about his personal health
Hey! You twat
Stop looking at me
I'll sh** in your face
And piss in your tea
Oh, oh mate
I don't mean it like that
Well shut the f** up
Get out of me you twat!
[Chorus]
I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself
'Cuz I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself
Pleasure Elf
Ple-Pleasure Elf
Pleasure Elf
Ple-Pleasure Elf
(Pleasure Elf)
Pleasure Elf
Ple-Pleasure Elf
(Pleasure Elf)
Pleasure Elf
Ple-Pleasure Elf
[Chorus]
I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself
'Cuz I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself [x2]