Drunk as f** One sock pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves But I keep dropping my f**ing binoculars Got two f**ing hydroxycuts and four oxy's stuck in my esophagus These three lesbian little stocky s*uts Thought I swallowed two hockey pucks Started screamin' "Serves you right you co*ky f**! That's what you get for mockin' us Ain't as cool as you thought you was."
How the f** he got an Oscar? Pa**ed out in his red Mazda With his f**ing head in his pasta In the parking lot of k-mart plaza Across from the red lobster Looking like the Lochness monster Dressed like a cross-dressed mobster Looked like a bumpster yahahahahaha