Drunk as f**
One sock pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves
But I keep dropping my f**ing binoculars
Got two f**ing hydroxycuts and four oxy's stuck in my esophagus
These three lesbian little stocky s*uts
Thought I swallowed two hockey pucks
Started screamin' "Serves you right you co*ky f**!
That's what you get for mockin' us Ain't as cool as you thought you was."
How the f** he got an Oscar?
Pa**ed out in his red Mazda
With his f**ing head in his pasta
In the parking lot of k-mart plaza
Across from the red lobster
Looking like the Lochness monster
Dressed like a cross-dressed mobster
Looked like a bumpster yahahahahaha