Someone clean to chew on
A wife that no one likes
I called and they said all of New York
Was a tow-away zone
We paid fifty dollars on 12th Street today
And now all our money's gone
You don't have to answer me
You don't have to call me back
Your phone's off the hook (But you're not)
You hate my older sister
And you burglarize her home
Your dirty invitation waits
Run over on my street
I don't care who you don't like
You don't have to answer me
You don't have to answer me
You don't have to call me back
Your phone's off the hook (But you're not)
Someone clean to chew on
A wife that no one likes
I called and they said all of New York
Was a tow-away zone
We paid fifty dollars on 12th Street today
And now all our money's gone
You don't have to answer me
You don't have to call me back
Your phone's off the hook (But you're not)
But you're not
But you're not
But you're not