Yes it's real gone
Hand you my lovin', you know what I mean
Feels so bad I built a lovin' machine
Up to my house, I'll show you what I mean
Well I just got wise and built me a lovin' machine
Well you put a nickel in the slot
You hear sounds buzzin'
Kisses wild and hot
Five cents a dozen
Up to my house, I've got something you've never seen
Well I got hip to the tip and built me a lovin' machine
Well you pull the lever on the right
Two arms jump out
Wrap all around you
Make you scream and shout
Up to my house, I've got something you've never seen
I just built me a brand new lovin' machine
Drop a nickel in!
You put a quarter in the slot
Things light up
Out comes your lovin' in a Dixie cup
Up to my house, I've got something you've never seen
I got wise to myself and built me a lovin' machine
Well it will love you all day
If you feel run down
You don't have to worry
Run all over town
When my machine finishes
That ain't all
Out comes a bottle of Hadocol
Up to my house, try my lovin' machine
Well after twenty-four hours you'll know just what I mean