Wyclef:
Hello, boys and girls
Welcome, to wyclef words of wisdom
Have you ever been sitting in your
House at two o'clock in the morning
And you get a mysterious phone
Call from a girl that you don't know? (a female begins talking s**y)
Now, hold on, think with your mind
And not with your pistol
Cause if you invite her over
This is what might happen:
Rape! rape!
Rape! rape!
Rape! rape! (what the... yo, yo, yo...sh**!)
Rape! rape!
Rape! rape!
Rape! rape!
Cop: freeze! put your hands in the air!
Wyclef: officer, you don't understand
She called me. I was sleeping
I was minding my business
Cop: I don't give a flying f**
About two bits about a piss
You're f**in' guilty. (yes, yes)
Wyclef: nobody's protected