[Intro - Betty White]
[Hook - Wyatt B]
Ok, all I wanted was a tracking number and a shipment
Bring in a package get a tracking with it
Sign up for a mailbox it's a one year commitment
God, I been guilty saying I love logistics
[Hook/Verse 1 - Dr. Tre]
All I wanted was a tracking number and a shipment
Bring in a package get a tracking number with it
Sign up for a mailbox it's a one year commitment
God, I been guilty saying I love logistics
FedEx is trash they ain't making the stacks go take that back to Office Max
We chilling at work it's really relaxed the Shanager taught me to fax
So you can go and make up lies
And say our prices high
I don't sweat it, use US Mail and you will cry
Well hold your tears in a flat rate box (whoop!)
Red dot for the high-vals, like Fort Knox (whoop!)
Process a package four p.m. It ships out, out
Or at least that's what we tell em!
Pa** me a 20 cube for this big shipment
We're certified packing experts, use FedEx you'll get hurt
Corp sent me a message
Said we're too expensive
Really? Us? Too expensive?
[Betty White]
[Hook - Wyatt B]
[Verse 2 - Wyatt B]
Keys to our success, no P.O. Box, live address
I can guarantee UPS pack and ship the best
Don't use US Mail bro, don't even use FedEx
Trust the boys in brown and just forget about the rest
Like Shane on the toilet I will leave this beat a mess
Mark wants us to role play so he can give us a test
UPS Store does so good
Better yet we great
Mark Watters builds a crate
UPS Freight!
All I wanted was for y'all to know that USPS Crap
Get a standard packing job and we add bubble wrap
UPS can ship to anywhere on the map
UPS picks up 4:30 and I gave the driver dap
Oh and did I mention UPS Store loves to print?
Bring your ideas on a hard drive, have them email sent
Come and get a mailbox they're affordable to rent
Money spent at UPS Store money well spent
[Betty White]