[Hook]
b**hes on me call me big Dovahkiin cause I
(collect the skulls, collect the skulls)
I can rob your a** with the skeleton key and I
(collect the skulls, collect the skulls)
Argonian b**hes with lizard b**bies yeah they
(collect the skulls, collect the skulls)
I restore the eyes of the dead
And join my bo*er together again
[Verse 1]
Open up the door, skulls spilling out of Breezehome
I collect all the skulls, you can't take that from me hoe
My name is Da Biscuit, Nord is my genus
But Ulfric Stormcloak can shout at my penis
I've got scars and boils all over my head
But this amulet of Mara will get you in my bed
The Dwemer made tools that cause ma**ive destruction
But these days I use them all in my s** dungeon
Collect all the food, steal all the cheese
And if you don't do that you may become diseased
Carl Wheezer is my housecarl, s**s to your a**-mar
I don't need no horse, just hop onto my jaguar
Hours and hours in Broser's living room
To collect every skull from every tomb
You can count on Isaac's love to keep you stangin thick
But I heard that Rick's got a really big dick
[Hook]
b**hes on me call me big Dovahkiin cause I
I can rob your a** with the skeleton key and I
Argonian b**hes with lizard b**bies yeah they
It's all over lawbreaker, your spree is at an end!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
[Verse 2]
The guards coming for me but nah I don't sweat it
I have connects in Doochland and don't you forget it
Doochland traditions are fresh and gourmet
I wore a pointy green hat when I f**ed Roy Makaay
Makaay is gay and don't you forget it
I'm a Daedric prince and you have to admit it
I'll send you to heaven, I'll send you to hell
My collected skulls are all over Tamriel
[Bridge]
Oh, Da Biscuit on the track
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Awhohwooo
Uh, feel the beat sting
This goes out to my homie Ruben King
And if you really want to know how to smell nice
Have a fresh breath sniffing up some Old Spice
[Hook]