Here we go
This is uhhh...
f** Me A Kiss
Are you ready for this sh**?
Y'sure?
Sure you're ready?
Well here we go
There's nothing like a good f** to get the point across
Motherf**er you can't stand another double f**ing cross
When you f**'n wit the best (you f**ing a**hole)
Your just f**ed
f** you
f** dis sh** is f**ing f**ed
Motherf**er
f**, if f**s were f**ing horseshoes
I'd be one lucky f** right f**ing now
I'm telling you
I've f**ed so much
Upped so much
f**ed up so much
I f**ed down
This whole f**ing town
Upside around and back down
And to the left and to the right;
sh** I f** sh** up every single f**ing night
But what the f** else can a
Mother-f**ing-co*k-s**er such as myself do?
It was a f**ing flying limo
Not a helicopter dude
But what the f** do you f**ing care
Life's just not f**ing fair
f**ing deal with these f**s you f**ing fairy
Go listen to Cher
Your life's not that extra-f**ing-ordinary
f** your lower than a run-on pun on
Gary on a coleman barbeque
Grillin' up f**ed former clucks
I mean chickens
f** I f**ed that up
So f**ing bad I can't f**ing handstand
When I grandstand
Is the f**ing plan for me man
I'll be twitchin' in the kitchen
Waiting for that f**ing audition
To the sky is falling
Don't you hear the great mother calling?
She's gonna f**ing f** sh** up
If we don't pick our sh** the f** up
What the f**?
What the f**??
What the f**???
f**, if f**s were f**ing four-leaf-clovers
I'd be one lucky f** right f**ing now
I'm telling you
I've f**ed so much
Upped so much
f**ed up so much
I f**ed down
This whole f**ing town
Upside around and back down
And to the left and to the right;
sh** I f** sh** up every single f**ing night
f**, I f**ed this chick so f**ing nice
Every f**ing night
And we'd never f**ing fight
We'd just get f**ed up
And f** up a storm until the clouds drew
And then we'd f**ing f** some more
Till the mid-to-late afternoon
f**
We'd never f**ing stop f**ing
We f**ed so much it was goddamn ridiculous
I'll never f**ing love another as much as I loved her
You were purple, now you're blues
I don't know why I had to f**ing choose
Between you and the muse, ic
Now I'm sick
I mean ill
Why the f** am I saying this sh** still?
I can't f**ing tell anymore
Life's a f**ing blur
Why the f** did I break up with her?
My heart f**ing k**s
And it spills onto pages
Of phases of metaphorical
Lame-a** f**ing phrases
f**ing allusiory sh**
For my mouth to spit
I can't f**ing quit
f**ing cigarrettes in place of her tits on my lips
It's f**ing stupid
All we wanted was a big dick
What the f**?
What the f**??
What the f**???
What the f**????
fu*k!
If f**s were f**ing horseshoes
I'd be one lucky f** right f**ing now
I'm telling you
I've f**ed so much
Upped so much
f**ed up so much
I f**ed down this whole f**ing town
Upside around and back down
And to the left and to the right;
sh** I f** sh** up every single f**ing night
Yeah
I can f**ing feel it in the air tonight
The vibe is f**ing tight
The time is f**ing right
f** the fight
Give it up and f** for the night
You know I'm f**ing right
(f** you.)
Yeah Ok I said
But we didn't instead
What a f**ing shame
My game that is
It doesn't exist
It's lost in a f**ing abyss
So if you wanna f** with me
f** me a kiss