Now I've been up the Chisholm Trail
Been through d**h Valley, hot as hell
I rode across the dusty plains
There's cowboy runnin' through my veins
But I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountan
No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain
That sh** ain't right (That sh** ain't right)
That sh** ain't right (That sh** ain't right)
Well I've watched the heard from dusk 'til dawn
But I did it with my britches on
You can have a chew, you can bum a smoke
But don't go reachin' for my rope
I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountan
No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain
That sh** ain't right (That sh** ain't right)
That sh** ain't right (That sh** ain't right)
(solo)
(Whoa, Willy, that last note sounded a might... queer)
What you do's your business hoss
You can buy me a beer, and then f** off
But I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountan
No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain
That sh** ain't right (That sh** ain't right)
That sh** ain't right (That sh** ain't right)
That sh** ain't right (That sh** ain't right)
That sh** ain't right (That sh** ain't right)
That sh** ain't right (That sh** ain't right)
That sh** ain't right (That sh** ain't right)
That sh** ain't right
(Oh!, what the hell?)
(Oh, that's my saddle horn! - Thank Goodness!)