[talking]
Haha, y'all thought this was Dragnet didnt you
Wrong answer again
This song is for all the mutherf**in chicken head b**hes
And we kept the mutherf**in names the same
Cause we think being a bald head b**h is a god damn shame
[Verse 1]
What the f** is goin on in this god damn world
What are you b**h a boy or a girl?
I can't tell cause your sh** on the sides is gone
You remind me of that monkey lookin b**h Grace Jones
f**ed up is how you look to Willie D
I just gotta have a b**h that has more hair than me
Some try to cover up by weavin it through
You ain't foolin nobody
We know your bald headed too
[Chorus:]
Bald Head Hoes
Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D
I see some bald headed hoes
Bald Head Hoes
Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D
I see some bald headed hoes
[Verse 2]
There should be a crime against bald head hoes
Why they want to be bald
Nobody knows
Being bald makes a gal look like a beast
Stupid a** hoes ain't ya heard of grease
Hell naw
Cause if you did you'd have some up there
Like your p**y you gotta give it proper care
Every time I look around I see a damn disgrace
Motherf**ing wig pieces all over the place
Its from them Bald head hoes
They just so damn mean
The meanest a** hoes I ever seen
Ain't got no hair so they act crude
And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do
Am I right? (you right)
Hell yeah Im right
Ive seen this sh** night after night
Instead of wearin other peoples hair you dumba** b**h
You need to buy some dog mane and grow you own damn sh**
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Now I just can't go with a bald head hoe
You ain't gotta ask why for me to tell you so
If I cant run through her hair with my hand
Somehow it seems like I be f**ing a man
So stay away you bold hickies
I know you out there
Talkin to you hoes who ain't got no hair
Your sister bald Zanny
Your mamma bald Eddie
I bet you even got a bald headed a** granny
[Chorus]
[talking]
Now this is how you spot a bald headed hoe
[Verse 4]
Hair spots on a hot sunny day
Too many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveaway
I saw no hair Clair
Yesterday on the cut
Today I saw the girl her hair was down to her bu*t
I hope that she now, that I know it aint real
But I wont squeal not even on Andrea
Kim, Shawn or Merylinn
Nor Tamika and Rika the famous bald head twins
Something must be done
About these citizens
You ask
What will I do to support my fellow man?
Im proposing a bill
To capital hill
To k** all bald headed women at will
[Chorus x2]