[Ivy:]
Call the Justice of the Peace
But don't tell him our names
Don't put out a press release
Or mention baseball games
[Michael:]
Book the nearest Bridal suite
One room will suit us fine
For the desk clerk that we meet
The only autograph we'll sign is
[Both:]
Mr and Mrs Smith
Simply the folks next door
[Michael:]
People without a single clue what
An Agent or Grip is for
[Ivy:]
Yes
[Both:]
Nothing can beat the view
When as far as the eye can see, there's
[Michael:]
No one but Mrs
[Ivy:]
No one but Mr
[Both:]
Smith and Me
[Michael:]
For a home the man provides
That cottage built for two
We'll check the small town cla**ifieds
Variety won't do
[Ivy:]
Then we'll move to main street USA
And sign the deed of trust
The mailbox at our hideaway
Will tell the whole wide world that we're just
[Both:]
Mr and Mrs Smith
Merely the folks next door
[Michael:]
People who use their kitchen each night
[Ivy:]
And never been in Toots Shor
[Michael:]
Yeah
[Both:]
Nothing can beat the view
For as far as the eye can see, there's
[Michael:]
No one but Mr
[Ivy:]
No one but Mrs
[Both:]
Smith and Me
[Both:]
No early calls
No big premieres
No lush romantic theme
We'll spend the nights
Making our own
Little league baseball team
[Both:]
We're no one you've ever seen
[Ivy:]
Movie stars don't live anywhere here
Except on the local drive-in screen
[Both:]
Yes
I'd gladly disappear
If it might guarantee a view of
[Michael:]
No one but Mr
[Ivy:]
No one but Mrs
[Both:]
Smith and You