[Verse 1]
Will and the Mix, original bad boy
k**ing these pricks during mad ploy
To grab toys from a lesbian
And slap dil*os round the faces a rappers acting thespian
I know it's far fetched to leave my ex with a scarred neck
And her arse stretched after inserting a large desk
My card's next, after being vexed by allah
For shooting up the curry section and the next isle after
In a super market, I get Snooki's arse whipped
f** reality TV, I smash the screen with a hard kick
Clipped a peg on my co*k, slit ma knee
And smashed my head on a rock for 50p
[Chorus]
Coz any kid, that'll pull his dick out on vid
And do mad sh**, all for a penny or quid, is f**ing crazy
You hear me?
I'm f**ing crazy
[Verse 2]
Surely I'm f**ing crazy
Not even the holy book can save me
Even the cops take a look and evade me
Thought it was weed to blaze and I puff on bay leaf
I'm shook and I'm lazy, sanity escapee
wa*ked with numb hand, thought it was a man here to rape me
Got paranoid and sh** myself up
Picked up a bu*ter knife and give myself cuts
Coz I'm f**ing crazy
You hear me?
I'm f**ing crazy