{Verse}
I'm going to a party
I want you all to come
A splendid time is guaranteed for {?}
It's Scotty's birthday party, it's gonna be lots of fun
Everyone is sure to have a ball, balls, balls
Scotty's got a cake, yeah
Scotty's got a cake
Do you think he'll let us have a piece of it?
It's a chocolate cake, yeah it's a chocolate cake
I'll bet it tastes like pile of mud
We will take our clothes off and jump into a pile
There's lots of party gigs for us to play
Giving {beef injections?} will make the girls smile
And relieve the minor tensions of the day
{Outro}
Don't ever get mad