Little Billy was the fattest kid in his cla**
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said he'd die before his time Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy didn't mind Most of the kids smoked cigarettes
Just to prove that they were cool
The teacher didn't know about the children's games
And Billy always followed the rules Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy didn't mind Billy was big on the outside
But there's an even bigger man inside
Ten million cigarettes burning every day
And Billy's still doing fine Now Billy and his cla**mates are middle-aged
With children of their own
Their smoking games are reality now
And cancer's seed is sown Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy's didn't mind Most of them smoke maybe forty a day
A habit Billy doesn't share
One by one they're pa**ing away
Leaving orphans to Billy's care Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy doesn't mind Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy's doing fine