There's no-one to call from a country town
It's not a bad thing
I don't have anyone lovely to call
And it's not a bad thing
I'm not doing the dirty, breaking a vow
I'm not a tomcat doing the rounds
And if I were there'd be no-one to complain
There's no-one worrying at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
Happy if after the show I'm alone
There's no-one to call from a country town
And say I got a tan
Or we played under the biggest pergola
This side of Japan
The mountains are hazy- mist from the sea
Is it good luck for dolphins on the same wave as me?
Or, honey-child I miss you just the same
There's no-one worrying at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
Happy if after the show I'm alone
Its strange to be happy if your boyfriends lonely
That's the way they are
Its strange to be happy if your girlfriend's lonely
But that's the way we are
There's no-one worrying at home