Intro oh sh** ohs sh**
That b**h is pregnant
The rubber musta broke oh noooohh
I didn't expect to be a father at this early of an age
Now im on food stamps and im goin' to church to pray
Hopefully god will forgive me cuz I have sinned
I popped that sh** and left with no respect
I didn't even tell her I left I just was gone
The next mornin' she called and said this
I'mma chop your ball sack off
And put it in your car
VERSE1 OH sh*t OH sh*t OH sh*t
And I answered quick
The sound of my voice was that of a b**h
I cried like a girl and yelled like an a**
Then I threw up in the trash
She has a rash on her left tit
And I said whats this?
She said that I took a lick and thats the end of it
Yeah sh** sh** sh** sh** sh**
Im in the big sh** now
The cops are at my house
They dont look to proud either
They found me in the bathroom with a meatcleaver
Eatin' nothin but g's weiner
Notins wrong is what I said to the cops
Then the put cuffs around me and I went off
In the state penetentary with a co*k meat sandwich
So all I gotta say is oh sh** what went wrong
I was at my moms and im in jail with the dogs
Im crying myself to sleep
Every tears another weep cuz im scared on my feet
Ill be out in a month is what the chief said
But I did the dirty for a shorter sentence
I gave him a quicky behind the lunch counter
Ill never do that again I hope
Know you know all the things that I cope with
Here maf**a hold this
This is the bullsh** ive been rollin'