This is a letter to God,
I know that you love children but you seem to have an awful lot
Whether this is Jesus Christ or Allah
One of you guys needs to tell these b**hes to stop,
Stop!
Plenty of people think I was dropped
On my noggin when I was a kid 'cause that would explain a lot,
Fed a diet of potato and paint chips,
A god-fearing atheist;
Nobody can fix this
This ain't "Brenda had a baby" this is "Brenda shoulda waited"
Maybe Brenda shoulda used a contraceptive like a lady,
She's another baby havin' a baby at a young age
Tryin to raise it on minimum wage
If God was smart,
He'd have taken out your baby parts
And let you live so that you can't have a kid.
If God was smart,
He'd have taken out your baby parts
And let you live now that you can't have a kid.
Now speaking of statistics,
Where I live it's normal for chicks to have kids who suffer from the sickness,
We've all seen 'em at the store with their kid by the arm
Pullin 'em around,
Threatenin' them with bodily harm,
Like "Oh my God!"
It's a regular occurence,
Word, it's no secret why these parents make me nervous,
Cause their little ones are more than a little off,
God should come down, take their baby parts and rip them off,
Now certainly I don't mean all women
But why is it the brokest b**hes who have the most kids and
One in the oven, two in the sink in the kitchen
Three in the bathroom wondering where their daddy is hidden?
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Mama sells weed just to try to make their ends meet,
All her friends smoked it, now the kitchen's cupboards empty,
(What?)
Come friday night, drinking money? There's plenty,
She lets the first guy hit it, who claims he's gotta Bentley
This '81 Honda's just a loner,
His gold chain is plated but she loves the way he talks to her,
So when they get home, he tells her that he loves her
But he says he gets irritated whenever he uses a rubber,
She pays it no mind,
Of course he cums inside,
Three weeks later she can't seem to get him on the line,
What a surprise - the guys in the bar lied,
You think that she would have learned the second, third or fourth time.
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