Oh, man, guess who's back?
Through my travels as an a**hole
I've had to grab hold of anyone
Who pulled me in out of the damp cold
Feel like I got hit with two bad blows
By Rocky Balboa, and that guy is sixty years old!
So you can take your shots at me
I got no respect for you dickheads
And plus I drink free
f**in' retards listen to the Black Eyed Peas
End up with two black eyes from kids like me
Seriously frustrated whenever I'm agitated
I made it this far without you so now I'm just marinated
I waited this long to tell you kids exactly how it is
Under medicated and ready to scream it in your ears!
f** black people! f** white people!
The truth comes out, I don't really like people
I hate ‘em!
What you think Jesus is gonna save ‘em?
Maybe God'd come down but even she won't take ‘em!
f** Chinese people
And Puerto Rican people
Stab me in the back, God damn people are evil
Money's the only thing that these motherf**ers love
So how come I have to pretend that I like anyone?
You see it goes both ways
You don't like me and I don't like you neither
Go and sniff your c**aine
I've had it up to my neck with you f**in' people I swear
It's k**in' me to even have to be around here
Get the f** out of my face when I come through
I thought I told you on my first record, man, f** you
Well, much easier said than done
‘Cause anywhere I run, you motherf**ers just come
I don't know where come from but you dumb-dumbs
Better do a to vrum vrum ‘fore I'm sick to my tum-tum
I'm done telling you, you've got to realize on your own
Everybody knows some a**holes
Go about your home town, write it down, look around
Yep, study that sh**, you'll find out
Whether you're dirt bag or high brow
Regardless, you ain't got the spit
To put out the fire that I start, b**h!
f** black people! f** white people!
The truth comes out, I don't really like people
I hate ‘em!
What you think Jesus is gonna save ‘em?
Maybe God'd come down but even she won't take ‘em!
f** Chinese people
And Puerto Rican people
Stab me in the back, God damn people are evil
Money's the only thing that these motherf**ers love
So how come I have to pretend that I like anyone?
Stuck in a rut
People that don't think they're a**holes
Usually they're bu*t-f**s
It's f**ed up how much stuck up c*nts that I had to see
I was a real nice kid back before I was obscene
So as it seems I'm similar to your similarities
I guess we're one in the same like fat b**hes and calories
Oh, I'm one of you guys, oh I can't forget that, uh…
Aw, f** it, I'm just glad to be back
Weerd Science, right back where he belongs
With his a**hole friends in his hometown that he loves
The only thing that I hope don't go wrong is
I look in the mirror and all a sudden I'm a sick kid!
f** black people! f** white people!
The truth comes out, I don't really like people
I hate ‘em!
What you think Jesus is gonna save ‘em?
Maybe God'd come down but even she won't take ‘em!
f** Chinese people
And Puerto Rican people
Stab me in the back, God damn people are evil
Money's the only thing that these motherf**ers love
So how come I have to pretend that I like anyone?