Hey we're Fungus
Why don't you bung us
Into your Oesophagus
For there is a lot of us
Some of us are poisonous
Some of us are dangerous
Some of us will get you high
Some of us will make you die!
We'll make you die!
On the bark of some trees
On the edges of the seas
On some rancid old meat
On an athlete's feet
See us swell and reproduce
Multiply and leak our juice
Growin fast in the hard rains
Til only mushroom kind remains
Now we enter your house
Quiet as a church mouse
Now we're raiding your fridge
And you hear a loud squidge
You creep down with a gun
Millions against one
Try to run for your life
But we've got a big knife!
Hey we're Fungus
Why don't you bung us
Into your Oesophagus
For there is a lot of us
Some of us are poisonous
Some of us are dangerous
Some of us will get you high
Some of us will make you die!
We'll make you die!
Die!