[Intro]
Epic rap battles of YouTube
Boogie vs. Francis
[Verse 1: Boogie]
Well I started this channel back in 2006
Vlogging and rambling and bit after bit
The viewers showed up, the viewers subscribed
It's because of me that this channel's alive
Sure you joined the game but you joined it too late
You're screaming and crying, dude you're irate
If I were you I'd be better off dead
Good thing you're a figment that lives in my head
Your sister hates you and she's all that you've got
But she's played by my wife so at least she's hot
Everything that happens you see
Happens cause I want it to, you're written by me
I can make angry, I can make you sad
If you don't behave, I'll take all you have
I'll take away your games, I'll write your defeat
I can even put your a** out on the f**ing streets
[Verse 2: Francis]
Each subscriber you have, the first thing that they see
All your viral vids starring little ole me
Your bullsh** doesn't bring them out to our page
Those sons-of-b**hes are here to see me rage
It's the vids that I'm in that get on TV
I'm the reason Ray featured us on =3
The videos you post are a terrible bore
I'm the one who unboxed that PlayStation 4
My rage videos are why people care
Without those videos no one would be aware
That you even exist, that you even got a life
You owe me it all including your hot wife
I bring in the views so I bring in the bucks
You bring on the tears with your sad bad luck
I'm running this channel if you ever have a doubt
Pull up your vlogs and check the view count
[Verse 3: Boogie]
The things that you said, I guess they're true
I wouldn't have the views if it wasn't for you
Good thing I decided to dream you up
I just wish I hadn't dreamt you so f**ing dumb
Sure Francis, you're the man of the hour
But I'm your god, I have all the power
If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be around
So get back in my head and sit the f** down
[Verse 4: Francis]
Wish that imagination could make you less broke
Your terrible childhood is my favorite joke
I'm tired of this rap and I'm tired of your sh**
Let's see what happens when I f**ing quit