merry christmas ho ho ho
i'll be six feet under the snow
jingle bells along the way
i'm a dead motherf**er and i'm counting my days
i've been too naughty i forgot to be nice
i guess violence is my vice
so check your santa list and check it twice
i'm a dead motherf**er all right
i'll be buried by christmas
(all i want for christmas is a custom fit casket
with a black velvet interior
oh yeah and a bucket of chicken)
seasons beatings and a jolly farewell
by christmas eve i'll be rotting so well
in a one horse open sleigh
straight to hell laughing all the way
i've been too naughty i forgot to be nice
i guess violence is my vice
so check your santa list and check it twice
i'm a dead motherf**er all right
(santa if you're out there
and if you can hear me
your fat a** better have me a freshly du grave)