MEET A PRETTY GIRL, ASK HER OUT ON A DATE!
TAKE HER BACK TO MINE AND AMPUTATE!
THE ONLY THING I WANT TO DO BEFORE WE CAN SHAG,
IS TO TURN THE STUPID b*tch INTO A LIMBLESS fu*kBAG!
She just doesn't understand
that you don't need arms (i just wanna hold hands)
How can I tell her gently that the level of my tastes ain't entry
Ask any of my Exs and I'm sure that they'll agree..
I'M sh*tHOT AT MATHS
DIVIDING YOU UP INTO FRACTIONS!
PERFORMING BISECTIONS,
AND PERFECT SUBTRACTIONS!
DISMEMBERING FEMALES;
IT'S A FATAL ATTRACTION!
COS CUTTING GIRLS UP,
IS JUST HOW I GET SOME ACTION!
JUST LIKE THAT BAND, CUTE IS WHAT I MAIM FOR
SO NAIL DOWN A s*ut AND I'LL GET MY CHAINSAW
THERE WONT BE MUCH LEFT WHEN WE LET THIS who*e GO
CARVING HER UP TIL WERE LEFT WITH A TORSO!
LEGS ARE JUST IMPURITIES WHICH I WILL REMOVE!
ARMS ARE IMPERFECTIONS WHICH I CAN IMPROVE!
SLICE HER IN AN ALLEY WITH A SURGICAL SAW,
AND WHEN I'M FINISHED WORKING, I'LL GO AND HUNT FOR MORE!
DICE HER WITH A SCALPEL IN THE BACK OF MY VAN,
OR CHOP HER WITH MY HATCHET; I'M A VERSATILE MAN!
She just doesn't understand
that you don't need arms (i just wanna hold hands)
How can I tell her gently that the level of my tastes ain't entry
Ask any of my Exs and I'm sure that they'll agree..
Who needs a foot when you can have a knee?