[Verse 1]
Flying cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
She'd been a walking thirty miles on route to LA
To get a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man
Milo Venus was a beautiful la**
She had the world in the palm of her hand
But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match
To get a brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
[Chorus]
Way back in history thee thousand years in fact
Ever since the world began
Been a whole lot of women who shedding tears
For a brown eyed handsome man
It was the trouble was a brown eyed handsome man
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[Verse 2]
Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mama told her darling go out and find
Yourself a brown eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man
Arrested on charges of unemployment
Sitting in the witness stand
The Judge's wife called up the district attorney
She said free that brown eyed handsome man
If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man
[Chorus]