[Intro: Tiger Woods]
I felt that I had worked hard my entire life
And deserved to enjoy all the temptations around me
I cheated, I was unfaithful (x3)
And I tend to dedicate myself to doing it
I cheated, I was unfaithful (x3)
And I tend to dedicate myself to doing it
[Verse 1: Wax]
I ain't mad at you player ain't no need to apologize
About them hoes that you sodomized
I was not surprised when I heard you had more than a few b**hes
If I was you I would embrace my new image man
All of my caddies would be p**n s*uts
And we would film Bang Bus in my PGA tour bus
In my private jet, flying a mile high
Talking sponsorships with the Girls Gone Wild guy
Leave the grotto for them other ba*tards
I'd have playboy models skinny dipping in the water hazards
Gettin' dome in the sand trap
And after I nut, you'd hear a really soft hand clap
Pull my britches up
Then chip and putt
Grab the big check then I leave with a different s*ut
You're letting every man's dream go to waste
You should apologize for getting married in the first place
[Outro]
My fellow players, I am truly sorry
I cheated, I was unfaithful (x3)
And I tend to dedicate myself to doing it
I cheated, I was unfaithful (x3)
And I tend to dedicate myself to doing it