Here's the problem:
Attention who*es tend not to attract loose women
Scream across the room singing:
Hey baby, I wanna slap saliva
We can call it truth spitting
Buy some sheets new and turn them to used linen
You need proof I've got Kaliko game
My 112 mix CDs are legendary
I keep 2 condoms in my wallet in case of action
sh**, my subscription to GQ has a subscription to Maxim
I even made out with a girl one time before my 18th birthday
sh**, it was awesome, no diggity
I can pick up any chick on the planet as long as she weighs 120lbs or less
The key is to lift with your legs
Keep your pimp hand strong
And no matter what be smooth with it