Bi-dah!
To answer your question:
Looking out my window
Talking to my cat like he's kinfolk
I sip a Coke and I drink slow
I'm in limbo
No plan B
No girlfriend, I just need to meet a nympho
But I won't cause I'm more sensitive than my lymph nodes
And they give too much info
You can't upzip
After saying dumb sh**
Like I hear your name every time the wind blows
I gave a chilly chick my jacket and my skin froze
And then she jacked it and just ran off with my thin clothes
I guess that sh** makes her a heartbreaker in my windbreaker
I'm not tripping off the bimbos, I just think about the puns that I can spit later
She couldn't salt me, she was just a hip shaker
And to answer the question that you implied in your eyes
No, I don't think that I'm smarter than a fifth-grader
(Hey!)
Ladies, ladies, ladies
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!)
Women, women, women
Honeys, honeys, honeys
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!)
Girlies, girlies, girls
Ladies, ladies, ladies
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!)
It's so bunnies
Women, women, women
And my honeys, honeys
Whatever
Reality valedictorian
Graduated to the next level and I hopped in my DeLorean
Aurora borealis in my rearview, man it's glorious
Waking up at noon, I'm notorious
I'm gonna roll the dice, I'm very lucky, but f** it
Papa needs a new pair of Huggies
In this life of hard knocks
Feeling like the Hulk (wha!), I throw my enemies against the wall across the room Like they were my alarm clock
After dark, car parked right on our block
Arm wrapped around the card stock chick propped up in the pa**enger seat for a Sweet one-way heart to heart talk
I think I'm ahead of my age like I'm Dippin' Dots
The women that I've dated really seem to think I'm odd - strange
They just nod
Which is hard without a head on their shoulders like Ichabod, Crane
(Hey!)
Ladies, ladies, ladies
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!)
Women, women, women
Honeys, honeys, honeys
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!)
Fillies, fillies, fillies
Ladies, ladies, ladies
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!)
Sexy so-in-sos
Women, women, women
Excess chromosomes
(Hey!)
Huh?
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!)
What's a fourth word for girls?
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!)
...Really weird
Like, are you like, are you drunk right now?
You're drunk!
Okay, look, no...
I had, like, a drink, but honestly, like, I-I
I haven't been allowed to drink, and to be honest with you
You know, true story, I didn't drink at all during high school
And I had a lot of fun
I was a designated driver for three years
And I didn't touch a drink until it was legal in Europe
On a backpacking trip after I graduated
So there
I-I-I might be a little drunk now