Chorus:
Girls and boys get ready, get set
Voodoo Boogie-Woogie
Body-snatcher come smash a dead-head
Boom! Bam! Ooh!
I'm high hanging from my helicopter with a super hard-on
Voodoo-priests guard the fortress, I hate those stupid morons
Undead, cobweb covered, trippy song singing, funny dance swinging
Weirdos... Getting dumb to the drum
Trying to throw me with stones, in the air-twist
Bare-fist, extra white knuckles, no armour, no nothing
Cool stuff-sayer, icycle-spit, tff-tff-tff-tff...tsss!
Burning desire you trapped in walls of fire
Looking up at me with an open mouth...this is terrible
The heat's unbearable...I'm getting harder...Uh!
Frozen Saliva tame flame, lame brains keep vipping
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh...heart beat skipping
Jasis...ok,keep cool...super fluid
Dragon-fly-style mid-air maneuvers, I can do this!
Keep your chin up princess...Goodness this is intense
Dead-heads babbling on, frowning at me like a klingon
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Aargh kak! Very scary
Screaming demon tree host ceremony
Aargh kak! Stand-up pump up your panga
Who the f** that from helicopter hang huh?
Aargh kak! Children k** him
Bliksem! Poes...mmm...f** it!
Aargh kak! Vrot-smelly, pot belly
Klop cherrie met die knob-kerrie
Aargh kak! Hunchback bouncing on a matress
Three little petrified skulls on fore-head sing
Aargh kak! Red-robe Horn-head
Bloody bulging eye guy with the slit pupils
Aargh kak! Why the f** he still here?
k** stupid, skinny naked white guy
Aargh kak! Big demon beast come now now
Aaaahhh...Everybody bow down!
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Jeez! I Really need to place my penis in her mouth
This is not as easy as it looks, that's why it's hard
But only a juice boost from my incredible edible genital protein
Will give her the power to escape these terrible savages
Wait...Woah! Flame low...Ok go!
Drop-stop...Ho! Pump...Throat thump
Quick bust, big gush...uuh!!!
...mission complete (beep!)
Return to headquarters and go to sleep...
Princess gasp, eyes roll back, spine-flex
Voodoo Boogie-woogie-shimmy-shimmy-shake
Boom-bam! Leap over flame bright red
Boing-boing!!! Bounce on dead heads like bed
Demon Beast 666 out alter come
Hey! where virgin sacrifice huh?
You will pay...aaargh...Demon Beast talk! Don't run away!
Hell-rays zap from eyes of pet devil cat
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“pick ‘em up, eat ‘em up”
“step up if you wanna get hurt”