[Verse 1]
We're havin' a high school orgy, instead of a dance
$5 at the door, $4 in advance
I'm the chaperone, so I get in free
With these kinda savings, I'll retire early
I wonder who I'll run into here?
Maybe that hottie that I taught last year?
Kids start showin' up with their friends
Yeah, what's up, kids? Come on in
Take off yer shoes and leave 'em at the door
Gotta wear socks to protect the gym floor, at the
[Hook 1]
At the high school orgy
(Mom, can you sign a permission slip for me?)
We're havin' high school orgy
(If not, I'ma just get in with a forgery)
It's a high school orgy
(Mom, can you sign a permission slip for me?)
It's a, it's a high school orgy
Kids show up buzzed off a stolen 40
[Verse 2]
The orgy starts up and like everybody's screwin'
Problem is, they don't know what the f** they're doin'
One guy probes for the hole but can't find it
Makes her hold onto his pole and guide it
Another guy's fiddlin' around with a condom
While he unwraps it, he loses his hard-on
A few guys actually succeed and get in it
But every one of 'em is done with 'em in less than a minute
Some guys didn't make it that far
One bust a nut just from feelin' on his girl's bra
And if you think that that's some sh**
I ain't even talked about the girls yet
One is on top tryna go for a ride
But she can't quite get the angle right
She ain't got coordination in her hips
Every time she goes up, she almost slips
Most of the girls are like, “Ow, it hurts!”
They're relieved that it's over when their boyfriend bursts
One is giving head, but she ain't learned how yet
Her mouth is all dry, cuz she's swallowin' her spit
I try and coach her like, “Yo, that ain't it
Just let it drool out, so it can coat his dick
Cuz in the meantime, you're chafin' it
Look at how red you're makin' it”
And maybe she'll get it after coupla more tries
But damn, I'm just glad she's on his and not mine
Back to the guys, they ain't knowin' how to lick it
I don't think they even figured out where the clit is
Why can't you just f**in' look it up, lazy a**?
I know you got a phone, you're always on it in my cla**
Everyone there has a perfect body
But their technique could not be more shoddy
And yeah, I admit, watchin' it is kinda fun
But damn, was I this bad when I was that young?
[Hook 2]
At the high school orgy
(Mom, can you sign a permission slip for me?)
We're havin' a high school orgy
Nothin' in common, except they're horny
It's a high school orgy
(Mom, can you sign a permission slip for me?)
It's a... it's a high school orgy
Starts at 9:30, ends at 9:40
[Interlude]
Should I have another verse? I already spit enough to make this a cla**ic, but I'ma do it anyway
[Verse 3]
Now I know it's against the rules (rules) for chaperones to participate
We're supposed to just stay by the door and keep 'em safe
But I'm gettin' antsy over here on the sidelines
These boys already had their chance; now it's my time
I know that tomorrow I'll get chewed out
But right now, I'm the one who's usin' my mouth
I make this girl cum three times in a row
Doin' some sh** that no teenager knows
Last year I was teachin' her Raisin In The Sun
Now I've got her pants down and I'm playin' with her bum
I start ticklin' her a**hole...
Spit on it and see how far in I can go
And as I'm pumpin' in her back door
A crowd starts formin' to watch the show
They ain't used to think that this could be done
A whole two minutes and I ain't cum
The guys takin' notes, while the girls form a line
Wishin' they could have me at the same time
But I'm like, “No, girls, I only got one dick
Every two minutes, y'all'll have to switch”
And it's been that long, so it's the next girl's turn
She bends over for the teacher, so she can learn
This girl's hole is even tighter than the first one's
She starts rubbin' her clit and cursin'
Other girls watchin' and feelin' jealous
But hey, I got time for alla y'all fellas
Yo, she explodes, and another swaps in
Like how much a** can one man get?
You know how in Islam, when you die
You get 72 virgins layin' at your side?
Well, these girls weren't quite wearin' white
But that's at least how many I had that night
But there's one more scene
The next day at work, I get called to the office
I already know what the subject of the talk is
(Mr. Fielding, do you know what this is about?)
Yeah, I think, but let's have it out
(The evaluation forms from that orgy you ran
Have the highest ratings that our school has ever had
What did you do that made everybody like it?
My daughter in particular said it was a riot)
I just smiled and said, “Boss, that's easy
I did the same thing as when I chaperoned the chess meet”