I could never leave you
You know I never could
Even though you drive me crazy
Even though you know I should
You flirt with all the ladies
You flirt with all the boys
You flirt with my grandmother
Do you hear me making noise
Three o'clock in the morning
You come banging on my door
I smell the co*ktail on your breath
I know just what you're looking for
Three o'clock in the afternoon
You're still taking up space in my bed
I say baby you're no good for me, no good for you I said
He's so careful, why you act like this
I'm still crazy about your a**
The only thing you crazy about is smoking your sister's gra**
And still you know I'd never leave you
You know I never could
Even though you drive me crazy
Even though you know I should
You know that I could never leave you
You know that I could never leave you
Yesterday, my birthday
You've gone drinking with your friends
I see no pearls, no diamonds
I hear no Mercedes Benz
Pulling up in the driveway with a silver bow on top
It's not your style it's not your groove you don't know where to shop
You make me feel so lonely like the fridge my only friend
I wonder is this working, are we cruising a dead end
You are a little selfish and you are a little cold
But I know you'll still be shaking it at sixty-five years old
So come on over right here and bring your homies too
'Cause you know I'd never leave so keep doing what you do
And still you know I'd never leave you
You know that I could not
Not even for a second you're so mother f**ing hot
You know that I could never leave you
You know that I could never leave you
You know that I could never leave you
You know that I could never leave you