Well hello there little boy
Don't be shy
Step right up
I'm a reasonable guy
Don't be frightened
By the look in my eye
I'm just your average evil meteor
From outta the sky
Well, I'm just shy
And scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water
From outer space
You can see that the trip
Has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal
And bring me some brains!
Go down
To your neighbor's place
See the dull expression
On his face
You'd be doing him a favor
If you brought him to me
He aint using his brain
He's just watching TV!
Go down
To Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought
Since '43
His brain is the portrait
Of atrophy
He ain't using it
Why not give it to me?
Brains, brains
I won't lie
I'll eat their brains
'Til they're zombified
Sure they might think
It's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain
Brains, brains
It's okay
It's not a matter
If it isn't gray
And if at first
They think it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Go down
To the Wonton shop
My fortune cookie says
That I just can't stop
I s** the noodle
Right out of their heads
And half an hours later
I'm hungry again!
Creep into
The donut stop
Sneak in tip-toe
Past the cop
Pick me up a cruller
And a cupful of tea
And any other sweetbreads
You happen to see
Brains, brains
I won't lie
I'll eat their brains
'Til they're zombified
Sure they might think
It's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain
Brains, brains
It's okay
It's not a matter
If it isn't gray
And if at first
They think it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Brains, brains
I love 'em, I need 'em
My tummy jumps for joy
When I eat 'em
Big ones, fat ones
Short ones, tall ones
They're so delectable
Especially the small ones
No time
To cook 'em in a sk**et
My belly's rumblin'
I got a need to fill it
I don't fry 'em
The heat will only shrink 'em
I'll just grab my self a straw
And I drink 'em! Ohhhhhhh...
You've been swell
To go around
And bring me
Every single brain in town
But with all these brains
I can't help but think
That there isn't one left
Out there to drink
Now Fess up boy
Come on, Heck!
Is there someone
That you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here
To meet her end
And I promise
I'll be your bestest friend
Brains, brains
I won't lie
I'll eat her brain
'Til she's zombified
Sure she might think
It's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain
Brains, brains
It's okay
It's not a matter
If it isn't gray
And if at first
She thinks it's strange
She won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!
Brains
Bring me her brain
Bring me her brain
Bring me her brain!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!