If I had things my way, I wouldn't be a zero
Rather be respected like Pierre Ferro
Every album I touch 5 mics
Id be on MTV with Tommy Lee riding dirt bikes
Me and Fred Durst cooking bratwurst
At one of Hugh's barbecues with those bunnyskirts
I wouldn't need a barricade at my shows
Cause it would be nothing but celebrity friends the first 10 rows
I'd have a 90 pound s*ut on my arm
Who likes like a little skinny dude with a perm
But she's a supermodel and she works in Brazil
And her daddy plays polo on the isle of [?]
I remember when I met her at a party in France
I sent her a rose with a note "May I have this dance?"
Jugaal- what? I don't even know who they are
If I had things my way, I'd be a superstar
[Chorus]
I'm so famous I'm so sweet
I'm so neat I can't be beat
Call my [?] one time
I'm so fashion, I'm divine
I'm so famous I'm so sweet
I'm so neat I can't be beat
Call my [?] one time
I'm so fashion, I'm divine
I got a call this morning, Denis Rodman & Carson Daily
They want to meet me up for lunch at the [?]
And I don't even know them people
But we famous, so we consider each other equal
Where am I from? Oh yeah, Detroit city
I remember that tiny little town, so itty bitty
I think I used to have some family there
In fact I wonder if - hmm - anyway, Jauque do my hair
Sniffing c**aine off of crystal counter top
Kissy face, s**ing on her ruby red lollipop
Shaggy Who? Watch me clean up the ghetto
I sleep on a mattress sprinkled with rose petals
Make my music, write my song ill come sing it
And when the royalty check comes, better bring it
Mr. ma**euse come and rub me down gently
Mom, here's the keys, go and wash the Bentley
[Interlude]
Let me tell you I drove for that guy, I know him. I swear to God. We drove to Las Vegas, he gave everyone of us $1500 a day, just to piss away on the tables. I couldn't believe it. This guy, he had so many women, he had an entourage of at least 30 guys in and off my damn bus all day long. I couldn't believe it. Just every day, it was a new woman. Every day, it was 30 new people, you know? He had gold, he had diamonds, anything you want. I told him about my mortgage on my house: $80,000. I swear to God, true story, this guy gave me $80,000, said, "You don't have to worry about it now, cuz. I couldn't believe it
Superstar....
[Chorus]
I'm so famous I'm so sweet
I'm so neat I can't be beat
Call my [?] one time
I'm so fashion, I'm divine
I'm so famous I'm so sweet
I'm so neat I can't be beat
Call my [?] one time
I'm so fashion, I'm divine
I'm like a zerko, I s** my drummer's dick
I ain't gay or nothing, I just did it for kicks
I play the crazy rock star it helps my rep
You should've seen me at the movie premiere with Johnny Depp
I love Hollywood parties, I live like a star
I'll kiss your a**, even if I don't know who you are
I'll jump in your pictures and ill get in your way
I'm annoying as f**, I'm like that one kid from Sugar Ray
Do I remember Twiztid? of course I do
Twisted Sister, They used to play with Motley Crue
Oh you mean them rapper kids that were down with me?
No, I don't recall, excuse me, security
I don't need old friends, I'm way bigger
Sorry, my phones ringing, its Tommy Hilfiger
Ill see u when I see if I remember who you are
After all, your talking with the superstar
[Chorus]
I'm so famous I'm so sweet
I'm so neat I can't be beat
Call my [?] one time
I'm so fashion, I'm divine
I'm so famous I'm so sweet
I'm so neat I can't be beat
Call my [?] one time
I'm so fashion, I'm divine
[Outro]
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