Strolling through the pastry shop
His eyeballs are about to pop
Though he's had his fill
He hasn't the will to stop
Starts off with a few eclairs
And moves on to the truffle squares
He won't be denied
Or be satisfied with his share
Everybody's trying to take
More chocolate cake
Never mind that big bellyache
More chocolate cake
Standing by the oven doors
He can't wait a minute more
So he licks off his thumbs
And he picks up some crumbs from the floor
Everybody's trying to take
More chocolate cake
Laugh until your big belly shake
More chocolate cake
Wheeze until you start to choke
Eat until you're comatose
Sweet cream dreams before you awake
More chocolate cake
Everybody's trying to take
More chocolate cake
Never mind that big bellyache
More chocolate cake
More chocolate cake
More chocolate cake