[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: CLOUD STRIFE!
PLAYER 2: LINK!
FIGHT!
[Cloud]
The time has finally come
Cloud's ready to smash
Here to Omnislash some raps like a finishing attack
It takes some real courage to face me in a fight
But now a true super SOLDIER's come to end this Strife
My Buster will bust through your limit, broken
And I won't be out-rapped by a kid whose never spoken
You'll pay for your skyward sins to the Wii
I just hope I'm forgiven once I cut your Lifestream
I will hold your hand and guide you through your raps
You're better off
I have never fought a dude this girly since Sephiroth
I will sever off your fairy wings and tie you down
To think you'd even equal me
You would have to be high as Cloud
But I told ya, against a Gaia soldier, you're inferior
Spittin' Firaga with endless lyrical Materia
I'll stare into your dying eyes as I'm the living legacy
Cause winning in this war will be the final of your fantasies
[Link]
Your verse dragged on so long, it should be split into thirds
If that's the best you got, then I don't even need words
This Hyrule warrior shall play his song in time
To remind amnesiacs who's the Hero of Rhyme
Look and listen, you're an overrated newcomer
I don't care if you're in Smash, you will never be my brother
You got Sora's outfit and some Super Saiyan hair
And your strength from your dead friend, now that doesn't seem fair
I never knew someone who just always squabbles
Could have less emotions than his lowpoly model
When I dawn my mask, it is easy to see
That stepping up to me is challenging a deity
This multi-incarnate's legacy's only begun
All you get is a remake, man, your story is done
Yeah, this battle won't devolve into a sword measuring game
I mean, for what in God's name are you trying to compensate?
[Cloud]
Try and force another rhyme before your mission's made fatal
Don't play with me deity, I'm known to slay angels
Stand still with your shield or fight with some integrity
Cause rapping in these turn-based battles is my specialty
No one loses in a rap because they want to
But you can only go where this track takes you
[Link]
Cloud's verses are done, now let's hear a Song of Storms
I've been saving this industry before you were born
Don't need no measly meteors to send to your doom
These raps hit you harder than a planet crashing moon
You won't go down in history, you just ran out of time
You'll always be another dot on my epic timeline
[Outro]
GAME OVER!
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VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!