Ladies and gentleman yeah [Verse 1] Roll out the red carpet, the king of ink's back Your rap stinks like a fat armpit Start shaving, if I'm not true would I say stops you The way I box you, Michael J. Fox you I'm the one who did the change on that different sh** Confused maybe rap fans, f**ing hipster sh** Well this is next level, it's that will make you crazy One second you're fine, the next you're shaking babies Become a crowd victim Cranked, everywhere duct Either you're down with them, or get down syndrome Yeah you failed badly But you succeed at preaching real destiny real, it's real J athlete Sitcom, I bring drama to that sh** so when you sit con Who you at, John McCain, get on Yeah I don't even write, I'm done with that I swing it squared at the tree like a lumberjack [Hook] You never thought that I would make it this far Thought I would break Thought I'd never take it this far That's sort of what I'm making this for Anyway it's my way of thanking you for it You never thought that I would make it You never thought that I would make it Thought I would break up what you take it Thought I would break up what you take it You never thought that I would make it this far Thought I would break Thought I'd never take it this far [Verse 2]
I came to break it down, I've had it Something fishy other than the salmon In the lake where you were found This is thriller, Thriller night With me instead of Michael Jackson And instead of being zombies they're Michael Jacksons Right now I'm in the cheddar to get a jeter fuel I want the necessary ghoul, fuel with the jeter, getter This is a celebration, raising the roof Off the casket, raps weak with the [?] About the melody, had to get it like Ellen DeGeneres Getting her genitals pleasured generously MC sh**, spit heat to make your knees dip and wobble Like your knees hit with a police stick Try and stop me, it cannot be You know what Rod wanted? Give me the Rap C This is a party rap, this is the part of the rap Where you gag cause 'Cause the throat is where this party at [Hook] You never thought that I would make it this far Thought I would break Thought I'd never take it this far That's sort of what I'm making this for Anyway it's my way of thanking you for it You never thought that I would make it You never thought that I would make it Thought I would break up what you take it Thought I would break up what you take it You never thought that I would make it this far Thought I would break Thought I'd never take it this far