Wake up in the morning, gonna find a Guido
A nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy
Who might look good in a Speedo
Before I leave, tease my hair
Put the poof in the back
And most importantly
I gotta bronze my face with shellac
I'm talking,
Grab a pickle for the road (road)
Get into the Jersey mode (mode)
Get the poof it's own area code (code)
Little Italian flags on my toes (toes)
Got my signature guided pose (pose)
Maybe today I won't get socked in the nose (nose)
(Nose)
Let's score, in Jersey Shore
Ouch my hair's stuck in the door
Be as tan as I can so that
I can steal your man
When I walk down the block
All their heads will turn in shock
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
Let's score, in Jersey Shore
Ouch my hair's stuck in the door
Be as tan as I can so that
I can steal your man
When I walk down the block
All their heads will turn in shock
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh