I'm sorry, but your cats
Just freak me out
And the four of us
Don't fit in your apartment
You like my accent
And I got drunk with your dad
And his best friend with a gun
Strapped to his ankle
You fit me perfectly
So in the chorus
I'll sing what it's like to be
Going out and laughing at nothing
Drinking, kissing pushing and shoving
Staying in bed till we get sore
Calling in sick, so we can lay there
You and me
It's you and me
Come to Europe
You can see where I come from
When we get out of bed
You can meet my sister
I really like you
Yeah, I really f**ing do
It's a good thing we both know
That it's a good thing
You and me
Perfectly fit the chorus
So I'll sing what it's like to be
Going out and laughing at nothing
Drinking, kissing pushing and shoving
Staying in bed till we get sore
Calling in sick, so we can lay there
You and me
It's you and me
Going out and laughing at nothing
Drinking, kissing pushing and shoving
Staying in bed till we get sore
Calling in sick, so we can lay there
You and me
It's you and me